From: Steve in a Panic!
Sent: Thursday, December 18th, 2009
Subject: Present Ideas
Hello Macas,
I was wondering if you had any ideas for presents during this year's holiday season. I tried to go shopping yesterday, but couldn't find anything for my wife.
Any suggestions would help!
Thanks - Stevo
Ok, first off, the name of the band is 3 Macas and a Reject!
Second, this sounds like the perfect opportunity to launch the New Online Store foreshadowed in Fanmail #1!
Are you currently at home sitting in front of the computer? Are you surfing the web in your underwear, searching for last minute gift ideas, all the while eating a lukewarm burrito you could have probably left in the microwave a couple of minutes longer?
If so, please seak professional help...
Otherwise, visit the 3 Macas and a Reject Online Shop! where you'll find everything you'll need to please the family this holiday season!
 | Need something for the kids? Check out our "I Heart 3 MaaR" buttons! Great for children of all shapes and sizes, your toddlers will choke on their small sizes, while your emo teenager will take advantage of the sharp pin to cut himself! Buy one for your son or daughter today! Have many kids? Then Buy our 10 pack and Save! |
| Have a bratty teenager that won't shut up about how uncool they are? Get them the Ginormous 3 Macas and a Reject Poster. Its actual size of 35" x 23", along with some badass poses from each of the 3MaaR members (and fake autographs!!), will make your teen the coolest kid in school! Don't have big enough walls for our ginormous poster? Then get our Not So Ginormous 3 Macas and a Reject Poster today! |  |
 | Want to get your wife something that shows how much you care? Get her the "I Heart 3 MaaR" String Thong! That way she can feel sexy, all the while reminding you of your favorite band! |
PS: All proceeds will go to help a Maca in need.
PPS: Merry Christmas Everyone! :D
Have Fanmail you want to send us? Then open up your email and write to: "rejected.fans@live.com"!
6 comments:
Lol, that's awesome! :)
Whoa... is this stuff you are selling for real??
Yep, everything on the store is available for purchase. I just got myself a Ginormous Poster and an Oval Sticker!
I just ordered a fridge magnet and a ginormous poster! :)
Who's making all this merchandise for your band??
Although I'm quite certain that the full answer has something to do with underage and underpaid chinese manufacturing workers, the official story has to do with CafePress.com.
CafePress is a website that allows you to pick from a huge selection of blank products, add onto them your designs, and then sell them over the internet.
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